Dateline: North Pole
Thanks to a Vancouver, WA podcast - Rudolph "red nose" Reindeer was arrested today. Charged with running over Wilma "grandma" Smith, the calamitous caribou (see photo) was additionally charged with resisting arrest and assaulting three elves.
A witness to the event, Perry Penguin exclaimed, "It's a relief to finally have this ruddy terror off the streets... but I hope it's not foggy next week!"
(Thanks for the great podcast Mike!)
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I saw a later 'Breaking News' update that said his accomplices, The Berger Meister Meister Berger and an un-named elf who wants to be a dentist are still at large.
Be careful out there!
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